Saturday, March 22, 2014
Hi kripp your stream has inspired me to get a real-life job so I can subscribe and have funny emotes like everyone else. I'm going to be a pizza delivery boy in a few weeks. I got my pizza jumper and my funny hat already. Cost me like $60 and two weeks of wages, but after that I'll be all profit. Thanks Kripp.
Monday, October 28, 2013
Hi guys this is the official Vaporaction English lesson of the day. Did you know that the ENglish language has 5 letters that are vowuls? Can you guess what they are!? Here's a hint! They all appear in this paragraph! Goodluck!
Saturday, October 26, 2013
Hey guys I just wanted to tell yo uthat you are all my best friends in the whole wide world. evr since i've joined this chatroom my life hsa ben gr8. Yesterday my grilfriend dumpd me girlfriend for a taco eater and u guis with ur kappas have helped me become ataco eatr so I get girls. Thnak u
Thursday, October 10, 2013
My girlfriend is away at University and wants a horse for her birthday. I can’t afford a horse so I’ve decided to become one instead. I’ve already nailed horseshoes to protect my feet and found a great wig to wear as a mane. I also bought a great branding iron that I can’t wait for her to use on me. On November 23rd I am moving to a Ranch in Colorado with a full time trainer who will give me a new name and teach me how to gallop. I know this is a selfish message—but the journey to please my girlfriend, while exciting, has been very difficult for me.
I ask for your support and advice because your love and willingness to see me triumph makes the burden so much easier! Thank you so much!
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
This message adds zero value to your life. I hope you enjoyed reading this, because I enjoyed typing it out. If you are still reading this, I would just like to tell you that you are wasting your time. If you think anything positive will come out of this final sentence, you are mistaken.
THIS CHAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING EVER MADE. I MEAN INSTEAD OF HAVING A PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION ON AWESOME THINGS LIKE PHILOSOPHY AND OTHER AWESOME THINGS LIKE JAZZ YOU GUYS ARE JUST SPAMMING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. LIKE SERIOUSLY GUYS GET A LIFE.