Monday, September 30, 2013

Best Mom Ever

My son's account, Vaporaction, got banned for posting Breaking Bad spoilers on your channel. My son has been a really big fan of you for the last few months and since he was banned he hasn't gotten out of bed to eat. I know he's really sorry about posting the spoilers and he assured me that if he's unbanned he'll always be a productive community member. Could you please unban him?

STOP THE COPY PASTA

The Curious Newb:

Hey guys can we write something that isn't the same message over and over again?

The Annoyed Newb:

Hey guys. Look at me! I'm super cool and awesome because I'm spamming the same message over and over again. Not.

The Very Annoyed Newb:

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SPAMMING THE SAME MESSAGE OVER AND OVER AGAIN? IT'S REALLY ANNOYING.

The Internet Wizard:

HI EBRY1 IM SOOPER AWESOM ECUZ I KNO HAO 2 COYP PSATE

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Saturday, September 28, 2013

How Privacy Policies Actually Read

Vaporaction's Privacy Policy



Your privacy is important to us. That is why we go through great lengths to protect it. Should we ask you to provide certain information by which you can be identified when using this website, then you can be assured that it will only be used in accordance with this privacy statement.


What we collect:

·        Name and job title
·       Contact information including email address, phone number, fax number, as well as this information for at least two close relatives or friends.
·       Demographic information such as postcode, preferences and interests
·       Other information relevant to customer surveys and/or offers including, but not limited to photos of you, credit card numbers, passport(s), your social security number, and medical records.

Cookies:


Cookies are mandatory to use any of our services. Failure to enable Cookies renders the majority of our website unusable. A cookie is a small file that monitors all actions on your computer. Cookies allow us analyse web traffic, your website preferences, and at times is used to redirect traffic to our website to inflate the amount of viewers we have when our boss is on vacation. Cookies allow web applications to respond to you as an individual. The web application can tailor its operations to our needs by gathering and remembering information about your preferences. However, in practice this is all very complicated, and Cookies are actually used so we can tell our boss we were doing something productive instead of playing ping pong. Sorry for this.


Links to other websites:


Our website contains links to other websites of interest. However, once you have used these links to leave our site, you should note that we do not have any control over that other website and you will probably be invaded with various sorts of malware. This is because websites riddled with malware often pay the highest cost per click in the industry and are often unavoidable as it is very difficult for us to block these sites. Therefore, once leaving this site we cannot be responsible for your protection and privacy.

Personal Security:

In order to protect you, we give users an ability to decide how much information they would to show to the public through various options under the tab called User Settings on the top right of your screen. We collect and store all of your personal information on offline computers (including your credit card numbers and social security numbers) for an undetermined period of time so that it is very difficult to access by outsiders. 


We will not sell, distribute or lease your personal information unless we are asked very politely to do so by a hand-written letter. We will, however, use your personal information to send you promotional information about third parties which we think you may find interesting regardless if you tell us that you wish this to happen. 

If you find this information incomplete or incorrect please e-mail us and we will update it within twenty-four months.