Vaporaction is the best English Teacher in the world

Hi guys this is the official Vaporaction English lesson of the day. Did you know that the ENglish language has 5 letters that are vowuls? Can you guess what they are!? Here's a hint! They all appear in this paragraph! Goodluck!

First Can of Beer

Sorry to interrupt the kappas, but I just drank my first can of beer ever (bud light) today and I' can't stop throwing up. Does anyone know if this is nromal?

Tacos and Girls

Hey guys I just wanted to tell yo uthat you are all my best friends in the whole wide world. evr since i've joined this chatroom my life hsa ben gr8. Yesterday my grilfriend dumpd me girlfriend for a taco eater and u guis with ur kappas have helped me become ataco eatr so I get girls. Thnak u

I want to be Her horse

My girlfriend is away at University and wants a horse for her birthday. I can’t afford a horse so I’ve decided to become one instead. I’ve already nailed horseshoes to protect my feet and found a great wig to wear as a mane. I also bought a great branding iron that I can’t wait for her to use on me. On November 23^rd I am moving to a Ranch in Colorado with a full time trainer who will give me a new name and teach me how to gallop. I know this is a selfish message—but the journey to please my girlfriend, while exciting, has been very difficult for me.

I ask for your support and advice because your love and willingness to see me triumph makes the burden so much easier!  Thank you so much!

Low Quality Content

This message adds zero value to your life. I hope you enjoyed reading this, because I enjoyed typing it out. If you are still reading this, I would just like to tell you that you are wasting your time. If you think anything positive will come out of this final sentence, you are mistaken.

Worst Chat Ever

THIS CHAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING EVER MADE. I MEAN INSTEAD OF HAVING A PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION ON AWESOME THINGS LIKE PHILOSOPHY AND OTHER AWESOME THINGS LIKE JAZZ YOU GUYS ARE JUST SPAMMING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. LIKE SERIOUSLY GUYS GET A LIFE.

Plz Mod Me

My mother was a white warrior in the great battle of the internet. My father was... Well, I don't know much about my father other than the fact that he wanted me to be a Mod. Please Mod me. It would make my dad very proud.

I come in peace

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Just passing through to say hi. Please don't delete this message or do anything mean, I come in peace.  ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

League of Legends Empowers Muslims with Tibbers

i never play game but godo friend from scool walk 10 hour center for cash then other 10 hour game cnter to play then home to spongie. he tell family league of london very popular famous bear tiber eat halal? is true?

The Worst Appliance. The Best Care.

Hello fellow owners of Refrigerators. Have you remembered to purchase Life Insurance? Refrigerators are a very dangerous household appliance and have been a leading cause of death in America since their invention in the twentieth century. While Life Insurance can't outright prevent a death from this appliance it will insure that the insured's relatives will be taken care of, and will help put them in a financially advantaged position so that they may never have to use refrigeration again. Take care of those important to you, purchase Life Insurance today.

Mattress Insurance

Hello fellow mattress owners, have you ever considered purchasing Mattress Insurance? Mattresses are prone to a variety of problems including, but not limited to sagging and bug infestation. These problems may cause discomfort when sleeping on a mattress and in extreme scenarios, cause insomnia. Mattress Insurance protects you by sending you a comfortable mattress replacement whenever your mattress becomes unsuitable to sleep on. If interested in purchasing Mattress Insurance, please PM me with your intent and a few pictures of your mattress for a price quote.

Best Mom Ever EternalEnvy Version

Hello EternalEnvy, I am Richard's mom. I need to tell you that my son is a really big fan of yours. At dinner he always talks about these cool anime figures you show on stream and how awesome you are at DOTA. Like you, he loves jpops and his favorite song in the world is Kimi no Shiranai Monogatari by supercell. He listens to it every night before he sleeps. Anyways, I'm contacting you because yesterday Richard got banned from your channel and has been acting weirdly since. Instead of being the fun kid he normally is, he's been crying in his room all day. I know that he's very sorry and I've heard him cry that he'll never post Breaking Bad spoilers ever again. Richard's account name is Vaporaction. Could you please unban him?

Best Mom Ever Kripparian Version

Hi Kripp.  My son, Richard, has been a really big fan of you ever since he discovered your Twitch channel a few months ago. He keeps talking about how cool you are at dinner and he's even decided to be vegan because of you! It's amazing how influential you've been! He even finishes his homework every day before 7pm just so he can watch your stream on time! Anyways, I'm contacting you is because recently my son has been banned from your channel. Instead of being the driven kid he is, he hasn't eaten or left his room in the last two days since he's been banned. I don't know what he did, but I know he's sorry and I promise you he'll be a good addition to your community from now on. His account name is Vaporaction. Could you please unban him?

Best Mom Ever

My son's account, Vaporaction, got banned for posting Breaking Bad spoilers on your channel. My son has been a really big fan of you for the last few months and since he was banned he hasn't gotten out of bed to eat. I know he's really sorry about posting the spoilers and he assured me that if he's unbanned he'll always be a productive community member. Could you please unban him?

STOP THE COPY PASTA

The Curious Newb:

Hey guys can we write something that isn't the same message over and over again?

The Annoyed Newb:

Hey guys. Look at me! I'm super cool and awesome because I'm spamming the same message over and over again. Not.

The Very Annoyed Newb:

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SPAMMING THE SAME MESSAGE OVER AND OVER AGAIN? IT'S REALLY ANNOYING.

The Internet Wizard:

HI EBRY1 IM SOOPER AWESOM ECUZ I KNO HAO 2 COYP PSATE

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How Privacy Policies Actually Read

Vaporaction's Privacy Policy

Your privacy is important to us. That is why we go through great lengths to protect it. Should we ask you to provide certain information by which you can be identified when using this website, then you can be assured that it will only be used in accordance with this privacy statement.

What we collect:

·        Name and job title

·       Contact information including email address, phone number, fax number, as well as this information for at least two close relatives or friends.

·       Demographic information such as postcode, preferences and interests

·       Other information relevant to customer surveys and/or offers including, but not limited to photos of you, credit card numbers, passport(s), your social security number, and medical records.

Cookies:


Cookies are mandatory to use any of our services. Failure to enable Cookies renders the majority of our website unusable. A cookie is a small file that monitors all actions on your computer. Cookies allow us analyse web traffic, your website preferences, and at times is used to redirect traffic to our website to inflate the amount of viewers we have when our boss is on vacation. Cookies allow web applications to respond to you as an individual. The web application can tailor its operations to our needs by gathering and remembering information about your preferences. However, in practice this is all very complicated, and Cookies are actually used so we can tell our boss we were doing something productive instead of playing ping pong. Sorry for this.


Links to other websites:


Our website contains links to other websites of interest. However, once you have used these links to leave our site, you should note that we do not have any control over that other website and you will probably be invaded with various sorts of malware. This is because websites riddled with malware often pay the highest cost per click in the industry and are often unavoidable as it is very difficult for us to block these sites. Therefore, once leaving this site we cannot be responsible for your protection and privacy.

Personal Security:

In order to protect you, we give users an ability to decide how much information they would to show to the public through various options under the tab called User Settings on the top right of your screen. We collect and store all of your personal information on offline computers (including your credit card numbers and social security numbers) for an undetermined period of time so that it is very difficult to access by outsiders. 


We will not sell, distribute or lease your personal information unless we are asked very politely to do so by a hand-written letter. We will, however, use your personal information to send you promotional information about third parties which we think you may find interesting regardless if you tell us that you wish this to happen. 

If you find this information incomplete or incorrect please e-mail us and we will update it within twenty-four months.