Moderator Insurance

Hello fellow Twitch Viewers. Have you remembered to purchase your Moderator Insurance? Moderators routinely ban esteemed members of Twitch without notice and within seconds so that the common viewer is unable to interact with your important messages. Buying Moderator Insurance will reimburse your message with a bot so that even if you do get banned, bots will log in on your behalf and spam the channel with your messages.  Note: failure to purchase Moderator Insurance may result in important messages not being heard by the rest of the Twitch Republic.