Vaporaction is the best English Teacher in the world

Hi guys this is the official Vaporaction English lesson of the day. Did you know that the ENglish language has 5 letters that are vowuls? Can you guess what they are!? Here's a hint! They all appear in this paragraph! Goodluck!

First Can of Beer

Sorry to interrupt the kappas, but I just drank my first can of beer ever (bud light) today and I' can't stop throwing up. Does anyone know if this is nromal?

Tacos and Girls

Hey guys I just wanted to tell yo uthat you are all my best friends in the whole wide world. evr since i've joined this chatroom my life hsa ben gr8. Yesterday my grilfriend dumpd me girlfriend for a taco eater and u guis with ur kappas have helped me become ataco eatr so I get girls. Thnak u

I want to be Her horse

My girlfriend is away at University and wants a horse for her birthday. I can’t afford a horse so I’ve decided to become one instead. I’ve already nailed horseshoes to protect my feet and found a great wig to wear as a mane. I also bought a great branding iron that I can’t wait for her to use on me. On November 23^rd I am moving to a Ranch in Colorado with a full time trainer who will give me a new name and teach me how to gallop. I know this is a selfish message—but the journey to please my girlfriend, while exciting, has been very difficult for me.

I ask for your support and advice because your love and willingness to see me triumph makes the burden so much easier!  Thank you so much!

Low Quality Content

This message adds zero value to your life. I hope you enjoyed reading this, because I enjoyed typing it out. If you are still reading this, I would just like to tell you that you are wasting your time. If you think anything positive will come out of this final sentence, you are mistaken.

Worst Chat Ever

THIS CHAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING EVER MADE. I MEAN INSTEAD OF HAVING A PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION ON AWESOME THINGS LIKE PHILOSOPHY AND OTHER AWESOME THINGS LIKE JAZZ YOU GUYS ARE JUST SPAMMING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. LIKE SERIOUSLY GUYS GET A LIFE.

Plz Mod Me

My mother was a white warrior in the great battle of the internet. My father was... Well, I don't know much about my father other than the fact that he wanted me to be a Mod. Please Mod me. It would make my dad very proud.

I come in peace

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Just passing through to say hi. Please don't delete this message or do anything mean, I come in peace.  ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

League of Legends Empowers Muslims with Tibbers

i never play game but godo friend from scool walk 10 hour center for cash then other 10 hour game cnter to play then home to spongie. he tell family league of london very popular famous bear tiber eat halal? is true?

The Worst Appliance. The Best Care.

Hello fellow owners of Refrigerators. Have you remembered to purchase Life Insurance? Refrigerators are a very dangerous household appliance and have been a leading cause of death in America since their invention in the twentieth century. While Life Insurance can't outright prevent a death from this appliance it will insure that the insured's relatives will be taken care of, and will help put them in a financially advantaged position so that they may never have to use refrigeration again. Take care of those important to you, purchase Life Insurance today.

Mattress Insurance

Hello fellow mattress owners, have you ever considered purchasing Mattress Insurance? Mattresses are prone to a variety of problems including, but not limited to sagging and bug infestation. These problems may cause discomfort when sleeping on a mattress and in extreme scenarios, cause insomnia. Mattress Insurance protects you by sending you a comfortable mattress replacement whenever your mattress becomes unsuitable to sleep on. If interested in purchasing Mattress Insurance, please PM me with your intent and a few pictures of your mattress for a price quote.

Best Mom Ever EternalEnvy Version

Hello EternalEnvy, I am Richard's mom. I need to tell you that my son is a really big fan of yours. At dinner he always talks about these cool anime figures you show on stream and how awesome you are at DOTA. Like you, he loves jpops and his favorite song in the world is Kimi no Shiranai Monogatari by supercell. He listens to it every night before he sleeps. Anyways, I'm contacting you because yesterday Richard got banned from your channel and has been acting weirdly since. Instead of being the fun kid he normally is, he's been crying in his room all day. I know that he's very sorry and I've heard him cry that he'll never post Breaking Bad spoilers ever again. Richard's account name is Vaporaction. Could you please unban him?

Best Mom Ever Kripparian Version

Hi Kripp.  My son, Richard, has been a really big fan of you ever since he discovered your Twitch channel a few months ago. He keeps talking about how cool you are at dinner and he's even decided to be vegan because of you! It's amazing how influential you've been! He even finishes his homework every day before 7pm just so he can watch your stream on time! Anyways, I'm contacting you is because recently my son has been banned from your channel. Instead of being the driven kid he is, he hasn't eaten or left his room in the last two days since he's been banned. I don't know what he did, but I know he's sorry and I promise you he'll be a good addition to your community from now on. His account name is Vaporaction. Could you please unban him?